When I was a young boy (and yes, I can remember that far back) I loved to build things out of legos.  I wanted to go to the Legoland Park in Denmark (home of the Lego company) but I couldn't afford the airfare on my $5.00/week allowance.  As an adult my employer paid for my plane ticket to San Diego, California, and I was finally able to visit the American version of Legoland.  Sort of.

I type this post staring at the screen through a diphenhydramine hydrochloride-induced haze, so forgive me if it is not to coherent.