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Eye Contact

Posted on March 16th, 2008

While we rambled around Harpers Ferry, WV, we came across some miniature caves carved from the rocky hills. While I was scrunching myself up into a hole, JM poked her head around the corner and I was inspired to take this photo. After some “up up up, hold on, right right right, hold on, down a bit down a bit” I think it came together.

The image was cropped a bit, so I don't know what kind of print I'll get, but on the whole I feel really good about this piece. I really lucked out, and have to thank JM for bearing with me while I setup the camera.

Color enhancements in Photoshop.

When I get Depressed

Posted on March 12th, 2008

A parody of the people who take life so seriously that they CUT THEIR WRISTS because they are so deep. I hate it when you try to understand, man. Life is bullshit. Everything is incredibly depressing! The only thing I can feel is PAIN.

What about this ?? That's what I thought.