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John E Woltman IV
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The Tastiest Brain

On November 12th, I aged a year, as I often do.  I don't know what it is about November twelfths that age me so, but Jen was there to cheer me up.  How did she do this?  She combined two of my favorite things - zombies and cupcakes.

A Saturday in June

Yesterday, Jen and I got our day started off right with a hike.

Lititz Chocolate Walk

Jen and I partook of the 2009 Lititz Chocolate Walk.  The Walk is a fundraiser, with the proceeds going to local Lititz charities like the children's hospital and the library.

Cooking in the Kitchen with Mrs. Woltman

Sometimes the human body needs food. Sometimes Jen is the one who makes the food. Sometimes I take pictures of it. Sometimes you can view those pictures. This is one of those times.

TPI 4th of July 2nd

On July 2nd the company had a little pre-4th of July picnic.

Sarah's 30th Birthday

On June 20th, 2009, we gathered in Harrisburg to celebrate Sarah's ongoing journey to the bone orchard.

Jen's a-makin' bagels!

Jen's cooking up some bagels, and now you can too!

Mmm, Marshmallows

For Christmas, Jen was the proud recipient of a box of ‘mallow-only Lucky Charms. The phrase “magically delicious” comes to mind, as does “excruciatingly sugary” and “sickeningly artificial.” But you like what you like, ya know? Click the “Read More” link to watch the video.

Camping Cookout at the Brooks' house

I arrived around 6:30pm - The smell of blueberry pie and beef (mmmm) was in the air, and Ann was furiously scrubbing at the berry-stained kitchen table. Cody was preparing the five pounds of meat, instructing Lindsay and Theresa to chop up the spices.

The burger's were great. They had onion, chipotle sauce, grated cheese, and I think parsley and oregano. Dessert was also excellent - the girls' blueberry pie and brownie cupcakes rocked, even though I didn't get a prize. Somehow I will carry on.